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Believe in the 11th Commandment:
Inside leg to outside rein.
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Know that all topical medications
come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
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Think nothing of eating a sandwich
after cleaning out stalls.
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Know why a thermometer has
a yard of string attached to one end of it.
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Are banned from Laundromats.
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Fail to associate whips, chains
and leather with sexual deviancy.
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Can magically lower their voices
five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
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Have a language all their
own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand
and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)
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Will end relationships over
their hobby.
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Insure their horses for more
than their cars.
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Will give you 20 names and
reasons for that bump on your horse.
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Know more about their horse's
nutrition than their own.
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Have Neatsfoot oil stains
on the carpet right in front of the TV.
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Have less wardrobe than their
horse.
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Engage in a hobby that is
more work than their day job.
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Know that cleaning stalls
is better then Zoloft any day.
